So, I came up with this AMAZING new invention called the AC3000, you know I like to keep the name in the family. No, I can't tell you what it is because you will probably steal it.... yep, it's that good.
Seriously, I think it is such a great idea, only problem is, rumor has it there may already be a patent on it. I don't understand, how someone else come up with this great idea before me? Clearly I am a genius. I just need to find out if it really is already patented, and if not, how I can get one. If anyone has any ideas, thoughts, insight or information, it will be much appreciated.
Then the last step is to figure out how to manufacture it, where I am getting capital from and ohh yea I might need investors.
NO BIG DEAL!
Friday, January 29, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Heidi Montag or cat lady Jocelyn Wildenstein?
Wtf is wrong with Heidi Montag???
She looks like that cat lady now, Jocelyn Wildenstein!
Girl must have some serious mental issues.. probably thanks to her loser husband.
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Entertainment/heidi-montag-interview-plastic-surgery-prompts-huge-response/story?id=9610622
seriously, this is not ok. what kind of message is she sending to her younger fans? She looks disgusting!
She looks like that cat lady now, Jocelyn Wildenstein!
Girl must have some serious mental issues.. probably thanks to her loser husband.
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Entertainment/heidi-montag-interview-plastic-surgery-prompts-huge-response/story?id=9610622
seriously, this is not ok. what kind of message is she sending to her younger fans? She looks disgusting!
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
The City
Whitney Port was on our flight from Miami to JFK. So of course there were tons of paparazzi waiting for me ughh I mean her when we arrived.
Let's play find Andrea...can you spot me?
Bitch walked in front of my pictures! The lights were blinding me anyway...
Let's play find Andrea...can you spot me?
Bitch walked in front of my pictures! The lights were blinding me anyway...
Bienvenido a Miami
I'm trilingual now, didn't you know?
I was in Miami this past weekend, a nice long weekend, thanks to my very kind friend Marissa. We stayed at the Continuum, where her family currently has an amazing condo. Aside from laying at the pool, laying on the beach and more laying by the pool, we did occasionally venture out into South Beach. We went to Louis at the Gansevoort and Liv at the Fountainbleau.
It was a much needed relaxing weekend! I mean just look at what we woke up to everyday!
xx
I was in Miami this past weekend, a nice long weekend, thanks to my very kind friend Marissa. We stayed at the Continuum, where her family currently has an amazing condo. Aside from laying at the pool, laying on the beach and more laying by the pool, we did occasionally venture out into South Beach. We went to Louis at the Gansevoort and Liv at the Fountainbleau.
It was a much needed relaxing weekend! I mean just look at what we woke up to everyday!
xx
Yes, You Should Drink the Water
Jimmy Buffet got it right when he wrote his famous song "cheeseburger in paradise" after Le Select in St. Barths. Something about the island is magical and you can't explain it, you just have to experience it.
This year was definitely a hell of a time! To start off we had 4 parties to attend in one night, including a book signing at Click Gallery by Patrick Demarchelier and Russell Simmons' party at Eden Rock, to which we had an invite (thanks Douglas!)
The weather was actually kind of crazy in SBH this year. There was some hurricane or terrible storm that caused major swells in the ocean, forcing all yachts out of the docks in Gustavia. Gustavia flooded, waves crashed into VIP Room and Amanda's Chloe shoes were in turn ruined! (Kevin's loafers have also not fit the same since!)
"Can I have 5 Caribs please? Sure, to stay or to go? TO GO!"
Notable moments from SBH 2009-2010:
1. Liz stealing us ALL of the I heart VIP Room pillow cases
<3 br="" cases="" pillow="" room="" vip="">2. Kelsey hooking up with her boyfriends good friend (unbeknownst to her)
3. Thanking Russell Simmons for his party
4. Watching the sunrise from Axel and Zareck's houses
5. Mrs. Barr laughing at me for coming home at 7am
6. Jenny's owl face
7. New Years Eve dinner with the Barr's at Tamarin
8. Indy and Fritz's burberry ties they wore to dinner at Le Toiny
9. Beyonce's performance (but Jenny not allowing us to dance to single ladies because it's like dancing to it's raining men)
10. Liz disappearing with Guenael's phone for most of NYE (are we ready for the jokes yet? too soon?)
11. Jenny sneak attacking Liz and Kevin with massive amounts of confetti
12. Our first night in SBH (Rockstar status, and no Philippe we will not give you your towels back)
13. Kelsey, does that guy have headphones on his shirt?
14. 20 of us at Casa Nikki and taking over VIP Room (best night!)
15. NYE party box
16. The guest book at our villa that was all about the ridiculous storms and hurricanes
17. Buying my amazing Nikki Beach cd (even though it was excessively overpriced)
18. Almost being taken out by all the planes flying in backwards over St. Jean beach
19. Our amazing villa and the ridiculous view of St. Jean
20. The story of Zareck's two little dogs (one a Jack Russell) running away and killing 11 sheep in one night, then passing out in the field in the middle of all the dead sheep.
21. Amanda ordering two glasses of champagne at VIP Room ($20 a piece), and getting them in regular glasses with ice. It wasn't champagne, it was sparkling water.
22. Axel asking the waitress at Baz Bar if she was having technical difficulties, in english, when clearly they are both french
23. Miguel asking Kelsey to move in with him in NY
24. Last, but DEFINITELY not least.....All the awkward turtles!!
Thief!
View from the villa
View from Axel's
Bonne Annee!
Such an amazing view!
Doing the Awkward Turtle! Gotta represent....
Pile on at Le Plage
Pole dancing lessons courtesy of Kristin
Love
This year was definitely a hell of a time! To start off we had 4 parties to attend in one night, including a book signing at Click Gallery by Patrick Demarchelier and Russell Simmons' party at Eden Rock, to which we had an invite (thanks Douglas!)
The weather was actually kind of crazy in SBH this year. There was some hurricane or terrible storm that caused major swells in the ocean, forcing all yachts out of the docks in Gustavia. Gustavia flooded, waves crashed into VIP Room and Amanda's Chloe shoes were in turn ruined! (Kevin's loafers have also not fit the same since!)
"Can I have 5 Caribs please? Sure, to stay or to go? TO GO!"
Notable moments from SBH 2009-2010:
1. Liz stealing us ALL of the I heart VIP Room pillow cases
<3 br="" cases="" pillow="" room="" vip="">2. Kelsey hooking up with her boyfriends good friend (unbeknownst to her)
3. Thanking Russell Simmons for his party
4. Watching the sunrise from Axel and Zareck's houses
5. Mrs. Barr laughing at me for coming home at 7am
6. Jenny's owl face
7. New Years Eve dinner with the Barr's at Tamarin
8. Indy and Fritz's burberry ties they wore to dinner at Le Toiny
9. Beyonce's performance (but Jenny not allowing us to dance to single ladies because it's like dancing to it's raining men)
10. Liz disappearing with Guenael's phone for most of NYE (are we ready for the jokes yet? too soon?)
11. Jenny sneak attacking Liz and Kevin with massive amounts of confetti
12. Our first night in SBH (Rockstar status, and no Philippe we will not give you your towels back)
13. Kelsey, does that guy have headphones on his shirt?
14. 20 of us at Casa Nikki and taking over VIP Room (best night!)
15. NYE party box
16. The guest book at our villa that was all about the ridiculous storms and hurricanes
17. Buying my amazing Nikki Beach cd (even though it was excessively overpriced)
18. Almost being taken out by all the planes flying in backwards over St. Jean beach
19. Our amazing villa and the ridiculous view of St. Jean
20. The story of Zareck's two little dogs (one a Jack Russell) running away and killing 11 sheep in one night, then passing out in the field in the middle of all the dead sheep.
21. Amanda ordering two glasses of champagne at VIP Room ($20 a piece), and getting them in regular glasses with ice. It wasn't champagne, it was sparkling water.
22. Axel asking the waitress at Baz Bar if she was having technical difficulties, in english, when clearly they are both french
23. Miguel asking Kelsey to move in with him in NY
24. Last, but DEFINITELY not least.....All the awkward turtles!!
Thief!
View from the villa
View from Axel's
Bonne Annee!
Such an amazing view!
Doing the Awkward Turtle! Gotta represent....
Pile on at Le Plage
Pole dancing lessons courtesy of Kristin
Love
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